imminent bliss II...

in a constant strive to improve perection.. and to prove I was listenig during CRM class... I have decided to complete the loop... i.e post->feedback->new and improved post..

now sticking with the LND* principle I have decided to write jus about enough...

anahat's guide to imminenet bliss version 1.01b

ceterus paribus... the following points need to be carefully considered...

1. Sex is overrated and so are category (a) women.
2. A serious drawback is that u automatically categorize when u meet someone for the first/after a bit of time.. now that can be fun as an internal thing.. and a cheecky smile might make for a bit of harmless fun converstaion but invaribly its a bit vain... still thinkin of a work around.. i guess a saving grace is that u dont have to do it more n once for the same person...**
3.The whole thing's a bit hollow and superficial in some elements and requires a kind of unattached callousness which may or may not suit everybody... I guess its a call you have to take.. I for one am an Island.. and Cold... (trust me art...) so its priceless in its practical brilliance...
4. Results may vary form individual to individual, the genius does not take responsibility for any misconstrued and or misinterpretted disasters...

*Theory of "Least Noticable Difference"

**Ps: Objectification was never an intention.. it jus seems to me that one has to be a bit... unemotional... cold even to come up with a "practical" guide... which is what this and im assuming its more fine tuned succsessors are going to be. Thus to be able to catgorise one needs to be a bit aloof.. a bit objective and that mught be misinteroreted as objectification and such like.. but hazards of the course i guess... aight alph?? .. k...

imminent* bliss...

Anahat' Plan to ultimate bliss:

There are four kinds of women I will meet

a) Women I'd love to sleep with
b) Women who are 'soulfood'
c) Women who are 'soulfood' and id love to sleep with
d) all others

a) If by chance she too is interested in the same we shall proceed to excellent sex, and blissfully stressless days - sex is the best stress reliever, closely followied by a game of Tekken V on the PS2, if not, she will be ignored

b) These women will be shamelesly flirted with - in a charming/intellectual snob kind of Anahat way. It will be found out what we have in common apart from sharing great converstaions (critical criteria for 'soulfood' women) And one will continue to feed his soul on such coffee/tea/wine/other spirts induced converstions on all matter of subjects. Movies shall be watched and theatre shall be enjoyed. bliss shall soon follow, IN CASE THEY turn serious/loveydovey/propose they shall be politely let down in the nicest way possible so as not to interrupt the soul feeding... if they insist they will be ignored... but the intelligence cutoff on most 'soulfood' women will probably ensure it doesnt come to that

c) these women will be treated exactly like category (b) and other feelings shall be maintained in secrecy unless and until THEY turn serious/lovey/propose - at which time I shall turn around and RUN FOR THE HILLS.

d) they will be ignored insofar as casual flirting cannot ensure my work if any, can be done fatser/more efficiently

The resultant life will be full of carnal pleasure and an enriched soul and UNCOMPLIFUCKINGCATED. As an aside and in case of conflict, enrichment of the soul shall be given preferance over carnal pleasure at all times.

bliss is imminent*...

*thanks to Art... I got that right!

I am an Island...

gam ko apne saath bhi lele,
dard bhi tere kaam aaega...*

its about lessons... everything teaches you a lesson... everyone.. u jus have to know what.. the keen mind can pick.. and grow... the troubled mind criticises and languishes...

I am an island.. I am fucking Ibiza**

and I am inspired... now it might be foolish and naive to learn lessons from hugh grant flicks but then.. again it might not.. of course the sheer british soppiness of the flick cannot hide the brilliance of idea.. i am an island...

and I will fight it out till I can.. and then I will stop and hopefully be invaded by a kind soul... I will live life from one moment to the next... and I will entice and elicit.. and I will enjoy..

then I will falter and I will succumb.. then I will wallow in self pity till it annoys me or I annoy everyody around me and out of sheer pride I will let it slide.. bygones...

I have made a list... 10 things to... do before I die/rules of conduct...

1. Keep it real... love with all your heart and hurt with it too...
2. Watch the sunset from the Chiliean Andes...
3. Sail the Nile...
4. Go to Istanbul and experience the Hage Sofia...
5. Bunjee Jump in New Zealand
6. Try and spend every new years eve either in the arms of love or goa.. or both
7. Never lose touch with anyone youve kissed... no matter how hard it is or how much it hurts...
8. Tour at least one wine-country-side...
9. Never hesitate to compliment...
10. Buy a Plasma TV (Buy a Bose) (Buy an Ipod)

I have a long way to go...

So many things to do..
so many tears to weep..
no let up, no reprive..
no rest, no sleep..
into the trepid elecreties of agony and ecstancy...
into the contradictions of the ficklesness of mortality...
into another dream...
into another sunrise...
-Anahat

*cf: Allah Ke Bande - Kailsh Kher: Waisa Bhi Hota Hai Part II
**cf: HUgh Grant to anybody listening - About a Boy: Paramount Pictures