Anahat' Plan to ultimate bliss:
There are four kinds of women I will meet
a) Women I'd love to sleep with
b) Women who are 'soulfood'
c) Women who are 'soulfood' and id love to sleep with
d) all others
a) If by chance she too is interested in the same we shall proceed to excellent sex, and blissfully stressless days - sex is the best stress reliever, closely followied by a game of Tekken V on the PS2, if not, she will be ignored
b) These women will be shamelesly flirted with - in a charming/intellectual snob kind of Anahat way. It will be found out what we have in common apart from sharing great converstaions (critical criteria for 'soulfood' women) And one will continue to feed his soul on such coffee/tea/wine/other spirts induced converstions on all matter of subjects. Movies shall be watched and theatre shall be enjoyed. bliss shall soon follow, IN CASE THEY turn serious/loveydovey/propose they shall be politely let down in the nicest way possible so as not to interrupt the soul feeding... if they insist they will be ignored... but the intelligence cutoff on most 'soulfood' women will probably ensure it doesnt come to that
c) these women will be treated exactly like category (b) and other feelings shall be maintained in secrecy unless and until THEY turn serious/lovey/propose - at which time I shall turn around and RUN FOR THE HILLS.
d) they will be ignored insofar as casual flirting cannot ensure my work if any, can be done fatser/more efficiently
The resultant life will be full of carnal pleasure and an enriched soul and UNCOMPLIFUCKINGCATED. As an aside and in case of conflict, enrichment of the soul shall be given preferance over carnal pleasure at all times.
bliss is imminent*...
*thanks to Art... I got that right!
1 comment:
you're an idiot is what you are.. both of you.. with two much time on ur everloving over thinking hands :P
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